The Fan Who Caught Shohei Ohtani's 50-50 Home Run Ball May Be Unable To Dodge A Significant Income-Tax Bill
[ Last week, baseball phenom Shohei Ohtani became the first major league player to start the “50-50 club” by hitting…
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Donald Trump Selling Truth Social Shares Would Be A Legendary Hedge Against Losing The Election
[ Social media companies have only ever been able to successfully monetize their operations in one way: addicting large numbers…
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Want An Elite Senior Law Firm Partner On Your Case? Be Ready To Pay $3,000 An Hour.
[ One thing is certain about big law firm billable rates — they’re always going up. Despite that maximum, it’s…
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Judge Slams Law Firm, Says It 'Defiled The Very Temple Of Justice'
[ The once-secret relationship between former judge David R. Jones and attorney Elizabeth Freeman is still causing reverberations in legal…
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Opening Bell: 9.25.24
[ Harris to Outline Economic Vision to Counter Trump’s [WSJ]Harris’s advisers have discussed proposing a new manufacturing tax credit…. A…
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Sam Bankman-Fried Has A New Roomie
[ In May, Sam Bankman-Fried became perhaps the first person in history seeking to remain in Brooklyn’s notorious Metropolitan Detention…
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Who Is Suing Elon Musk Today? Cards Against Humanity, COME ON DOWN!
[ Black Card: “We have terrible news. Seven years ago, 150,000 people paid us $15 to protect a pristine parcel…
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For My Republican Friends
[ Early presidential voting is kicking off. It’s time for me to stop foaming at the mouth and start trying…
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Opening Bell: 9.24.24
[ Smartsheet to go private in $8.4 billion deal with PE firms Vista and Blackstone [Reuters via Yahoo!]Smartsheet shareholders will…
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Add Private Property To The List Of Things Elon Musk Doesn’t Respect
[ Sending exploding spacecraft into the sky and preparing to turn Mars into a planetary Galt’s Gulch (after nuking it,…
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